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2:22pm: I have been working a lot, someone stole my laptop.

6:37am: Wisdom teeth pulled, throwing up so much fuck everything so hard right now.

2:50pm: So apparently cops can give you a ticket for being in the woods and jumping off of something into the lake. I can't wait until I get out of this place in August. Also fuck crooked ass hillbilly cops.

2:25pm: Picking up our VW Bus today, my ticket out of this hell hole.

11:00pm: PULL YOUR HEAD
OUT OF YOUR ASS.

11:03pm: need
Does anyone have an external hard drive or dvd rom I can borrow for a day? I need it to reinstall my OS on my new laptop.

7:31pm: http://media.ghostrobot.net/7020_wanderlust.html

Crazy as fuck.

8:51am: New Cult of Luna is good as fuck.

So is the new Melvin's album.

11:14pm: http://jedsevered.blogspot.com/

Lots of good albums. The internet rules.

7:41am: I've got the Pro console with the 20gb hard drive

- Wireless Controller (with wired microphone)
- Play and Charge Kit
- Wireless headset (comes with charger)
- Web cam for certain games
- Messenger Kit (keyboard style thing, very useful)
- Halo 3
- Halo 2
- Call of Duty 4
- Wireless connection adapter (not an official one)

All of that together is around $700 but I am taking REASONABLE offers.

6:46pm: Who can you trust?

"She is attracted to dick like a moth is light."

- Fredrick Stallworth Hybart

8:13am: Its currently 8:13AM and in 45 minutes I am going to purchase my ticket to go see Turbonegro on the 29th. Making September the best month fucking EVER! I get Halo 3 on the 25th, play that until Turbonegro.

FEED ME FEED ME CAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES A CHUBBY DUDE!

12:21am:

This is the only thing that matters.

8:14pm: I am thinking about financing a MacBook through Juniper the Apple credit card shit. Have any of you done this before? What the fuck am I getting myself into?

6:14am: HEY LOOK HERE

I have a Sidekick 3 I want to get rid of. I have two phones and its getting annoying. I am looking to trade it for a palm treo on at&t. My phone has a 2gb memory card and I just bought a brand new battery for it a month ago at most. Comes with a car charger, but I don't have a wall charger (25 bucks at any tmobile store.)

This is serious shit.

2:48pm: White power water tomorrow. Shits going to be fucking awesome! Going to get sunburnt hard as fuck and not even acknowledge a black person saying anything about tattoos. Pizza still rules.

5:25pm: I hate my job, all of these old people just got into a debate about "this is becoming a colored nation." Fuck this shit, I need a new job. Joe what happened to that shit we talked about? Hook it up before I turn my job into a pile of dead old people. They all smell like really old chili dogs and lysol.

FUCK

OLD

PEOPLE

6:58pm: yuh

9:46pm: 108 is probably the best band I have ever seen.

2:06am: I am currently sitting on a throne built from titanium and dropping medical waste into it. The playboy mansion rules. Royal flushhhhh.

7:28pm: Some old guy just walked into my store and seriously said ", God damn are you guys wired up to the Pentagon?!" I laughed at him and continued to ignore him then he asked if the government was going to come and get him for being in here. What the fuck has the world come to?

12:41am: Its 12:40am, I'm at a pond in Billy's while him, Jace, and Aubrey are not catching fish. I think my asshole is damaged. Fuck shitting.

4:40pm: UFC tonight, shit should be good. Watching it at Billy's house as a graduatuion thing. Good people, good fights.

1:35am: I'm not fighting over someone I don't care about. Not worth it.

3:02pm: We hung out and then whatever, then I get ignored due to some guy in Richmond. Sketchy girls never change.

I'm playing it straight from now on. Too Short said it best.

Why you tryin to turn a ho into a house wife
She's just a cum freak (oooooooooooooooo)
Let you shoot it on her face (oooooooooooooooooo)
Do it on da first day (oooooooooooooooooooo)
She's gotta have dat taste

EDIT: I probably won't be moving. So scratch that last entry.